I decided I shall give a full report of my account of helplessness behavior.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Day 2 of Unemployment
I woke up this morning around 6 a.m. which is very uncharacteristic of me. I find the sun and morning air disgusting. It makes my eyes feel as if their raisins. I made eggs and turkey bacon. I am now bored. Yours truly,
P.S. It never fails. Every time my boyfriend shits it's like Daytona Turd Hundred around in the bowl.
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